"Mommy I'm mad that this is on the kindergarten setting on this game and it's hard!" The math problem was 94-8. Umm Honey. That's not a kindergarten setting. That's the 2nd grade setting.
"Don't throw a pig at your sister's head."
"I never wanna brush my hair again. EVER.." Dear. You have 3 miles of hair. It must be brushed at least once a day.
"I hate you because you broke your foot on purpose because you hate me!" Umm yes. That's correct. I did.
"I did it on purpose, but it was his fault." *scratches head*
"Do I have cauliflowers in my armpits yet?" Complete with armpit in face motion..
Your kids are a hoot.
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